The Walking Dead
So what has been giving me the shits this week?
Last weekend HB had 3 days off because his Boss demanded he did so ... No FFS
He's been doing the work of 3 people for the last few months without a hitch or a complaint ... No FFS
I'm pretty sure he's Superman ... No FFS
He works 6 days a week, 12 hours a day so it was lovely to have him home ... No FFS
A few things bothered me though ... FFS
Just some minor small details ... FFS
When we were home, every time I left the room and returned the Country Music channel was on ... FFS
Saturday afternoons I love to watch the 'Come Dine With Marathon' on Lifestyle Food. Mofo should know this ... FFS
To make it worse, Maggie pipes up 'I LOVE country music so much Mummy'. Traitor ... FFS
I would get into the car to pop out for milk
I thought all my wishes came true when the country music radio station in Perth shut down ... FFS
Normality resumed Monday morning when he returned to work ... No FFS
I took Maggie to the local library music concert and she sang and shook her booty until the cows came home ... No FFS
Some of the other Mums asked me which dance school did I send her too ... No FFS
I'm really not sure if that was meant as a compliment?! ... FFS
I'm 100% sure HB taught her some new moves when I wasn't looking, because they are pretty freakin' hilarious ... No FFS
Yesterday, it took all my courage to go to the shop the afternoon before Good Friday ... FFS
We had run out of two essential items so I could not put it off until the shops reopened on Saturday ... FFS
Milk and Wine. Of course.
People go crazy at the thought of the shops closing for just one day ... FFS
I got in and got out as fast as I could ... FFS
During that brief point in time I have never heard so many screaming kids ... FFS
I don't blame them one bit.
It was a freakish kind of hell ... FFS
Also, never go to a Darwin bottle shop the day before Good Friday, the chaos and stench was almost not worth the pain for that one bottle of vino ... FFS
I have 4 days of country music ahead of me ... FFS
Rusty nails and a cross, anyone?
Superheroes bubble wrap capes are the in thing!
I love these two partners in crime with all my heart x
Cheaper than mofo therapy.
For more laughs at our expense check out last week's FFS Friday.
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